Blockbuster vs. Netflix vs. Gamefly vs. my final verdict

For the last few months, I have been experimenting with my consumption of entertainment. Spending so much time at home kind of lends itself to this type of exploration. This has led me to try out the media-by-mail services of Netflix, Gamefly, and Blockbuster. Before I dig into my thoughts on the services and what I have chosen to stick with, let’s review the offerings and the prices.

NETFLIX

  • Unlimited one-at-a-time DVDs for $8.99 mo. (and Blu-Ray for $2 more)
  • Unlimited streaming content including many movies and TV series
  • two day turn around (return on Monday, get next on Wednesday)

GAMEFLY

  • Unlimited one-at-a-time PS3/XBOX 360 games for $15.95 mo.
  • Unlimited two-at-a-time for $22.95 mo
  • Seven day turn around (return on Monday, get next on following Monday

BLOCKBUSTER

  • Offers DVD, blu-ray, and PS3/XBOX 360 games for a one-price plan
  • Unlimited one-at-a-time movie/game for $8.99 mo
  • Unlimited two-at-a-time movie/game for $13.99 mo
  • Limited one-at-a-time, maximum two per month for $4.99 mo

I first tried out Netflix.  As soon as signing up, I set up my XBOX 360 to deliver the streaming content to my TV.  This, I found, more than made the service worthwhile.  I was astounded by the amount of content available and was quickly able to catch up on my TV series that my attention had previously allowed to lapse.  I opted for the blu-ray plan for $2 more a month, which has expanded the experience quite a bit for me.  So far, I have always received the first movie in my queue and have only seen two titles show “short wait” as their status instead of “available” In short, this is a durn good service for the money.

To complement my movie viewing, I decided to try out Gamefly in hopes it would provide the same Netflix-like experience to my gaming addiction.  It did not.  I first tried out the two-at-a-time option thinking I would be burning through games left and right.  The plan was hindered by the scant availability of every game released within the last four months.  I found it sending me games from fairly low placements in my queue.  What hurt the experience even worse, however, was the incredible slow turnaround time.   I was paying $23 a month and was only getting 3-4 games out of it.  After a couple months, I reduced the plan to one-at-a-time for $15.99, simply because I could not justify the $23.  This meant I was now only getting to play 2 mediocre games a month, and half of the time, I did not have a game at all.

Just about the time I was really getting frustrated with Gamefly, Blockbuster announced they were offering DVD’s, blu-rays, and games available to all online subscribers for no additional cost to the plans.  Better yet, the offered at $5 a month plan for a two-per-month (mix & match of all three media) max subscription.  Seeing as how I was paying Gamefly $16 for a two a month, this $5 plan looked really good.   So was it?  well…sort-of.  New release games through Blockbuster are not available for rent-by-mail for three months after their release date.   While on the surface this sounds like a steaming pile, new release games through Gamefly weren’t showing up for at least three months either due to their high demand.   As far as the game selection, it was pretty good and comparable to Gamefly and many of the older games did show as either “available” or “short wait”.  I got my first selection in about 4 days after signing up and soon found out that the turn-around time pretty much sucked.  It was taking 4-5 days after sticking a game in the mail that they showed it received and another day before they shipped the next one.  In short, it was taking about 8 days to get my next game.   The nice thing about Blockbuster, however, was that I could also return items in-store and they would show as received with an hour.  This cut the turn-around time in half.

FINAL VERDICT

Gamefly sucks.  Too much money for too little games.  Don’t do it.  Instead, I decided to opt for both Blockbuster and Netflix.  I am now paying $25 a month and am getting unlimited streaming (now in HD and 5.1 surround through my PS3 thank-you-very-much), a new blu-ray sent to my home within 3 days, and unlimited tw0-at-a-time PS3 and Xbox games with a 3-4 day turnaround when dropped off in-store.  Regrets? only that I wasted so much money on Gamefly.  I just upped the Blockbuster account to two at a time and today received two copies of Singularity, one for Xbox and one for PS3.  This was not intentional, just a side effect of trying to stack the queue in order to get certain games regardless of platform.  I’m learning queue management, though, and don’t expect this to be a long-term problem.

Now the question you might be having is “why didn’t you just go with Blockbuster?  Why Netflix too?”  In short, Blockbuster does not offer the streaming the way Netflix does.  The streaming pays for itself.  Netflix for movies and TV, Blockbuster for games, Gamefly for…uh…

SO RATINGS…

Netflix gets a whopping 10 precision Dexter style slayings

Blockbuster get a respectable 8 Mickey Rourke voice overs

Gamefly gets a sad 2 JRPG characters who will quickly become annoying and you will soon find yourself wishing for their demise

 

Disclaimer: I proofread nothing, nor do pay attention to spelling and grammar critiques

I Review a Day at the Columbus Zoo

First off, let me say that I am not a connoisseur of public zoos. I have been to a few, Indy, Cincinnati, etc, but not enough to really have an arsenal for comparison. After spending a day at Columbus, though, I think I can write a fair review of my experience.
My first thought is, hopefully Labor Day weekend made our experience atypical as the crowd was more or less unbearable. I realize “unbearable” is relative, so I’ll clarify by saying “unbearable for those who get tired of waiting in line to eat, see a monkey, use a bathroom, or walk in a forward motion”. It was excessive.
We waited an hour in line to buy lunch only to end up with what would clearly not pass quality control for a Banquet box lunch. I would also expect that any food I pay that much for should stay in my body for at least long enough for the aftertaste to fade, but alas, it did not.
We are talking about a zoo, though, so let’s get to the animal portion of this review. Yes, there were some big animals and yes, they were very cool…one people cleared away enough to actually see them. Due to the crowd, however, we were not able to make it through the whole zoo! This was not due to the zoo being too large, just not laid out in a way that cooperates with a large crowd. We were able to see some large gorillas up close and the aquarium, while somewhat small, did give an up close experience for some pretty interesting fish.
We had a few really great moments which are worth mentioning. The red pandas are always nice to see and Isaac became very excited when he saw the elephants (or Giant Hortons). We were also lucky enough to see a monkey defiling a plastic footstool which, honestly, is now my second favorite monkey moment. Disappointment in the zoo itself comes from some of the smaller displays for animals which were worthy of much more. Seeing a Rhino in an enclosed gymnasium type of building was very non-dynamic for such an interesting beast. I want to see these animals outside in some sort of makeshift habitat so we can see them moving naturally, not laying on concrete. There were some habitats that were quite nice, but overall, not overly impressed.
I’m going to wrap up this review, as I’m writing it on my phone and surely it is full of typographical errors, and my battery is running low, so let me sum up with this: lunch 1/4 of our time at this zoo was spent on a lunch that cost more than our admission price. That’s going to piss anyone off to the point of tainting the entire experience. Plus they didn’t give us straws in our drinks. Not cool. Final rating: 2 suave monkeys seducing 5 plastic stools wishing they had a voice to say “no means no”.

I Review Herr’s Ketchup Flavored Potato Chips

A few years (13or14) ago while in Canada, I bought a bag of Lays ketchup flavored potato chips, as it was something I hadn’t seen in the states and, therefore, must try it. I didn’t care for them and honestly had no desire to eat them ever again. Last week, though, while doing my grocery shopping at Meijer, I noticed that they had started carrying Herr’s brand potato chips. I had heard of this brand before, but don’t believe they have been sold in this region up until recently. What stood out to me was not the brand, though, but the flavors they offered. Creamy Dill, Horseradish and Cheddar, and Ketchup. There I was, standing in the middle of the aisle with a cart full of eggs and produce, staring at a chip flavor unbeknownst in these parts, so, of course, I bought a bag.

Upon opening the bag, I noticed the chips were coated in a thick red powder, which, upon reading the ingredients, I learned was tomato powder. LOTS of tomato powder, that is, much heavier coating than what we normally see on our chips.

Here’s how the tasting experience went: open bag, eat chip. Hmmm…not bad, somewhat of a bite to it, yeah, a little ketchupy. Eat more, salty bite, much like ketchup. A few more, wait, this is starting to taste like a salty tomato. Then the aftertaste hits…harsh tomato mush. After getting the tomato mush sensation, the experience was ruined. Every following bite recalled the same harsh mushy tomato flavor. I was done after just a small handful. I did return to the bag the following day, but could only put down a few chips before being turned off by them. It didn’t help that my hand was stained red like I had been eating bloody cheetos, either.

On further reflection, I tried to separate the flavor from the tomato image. The Ketchup label perhaps drew to mind the thought of eating straight ketchup, which to me would not be an ideal snack. Would I have been able to enjoy these chips with a mental separation from pure tomato paste? Perhaps had they named the chip “Appalacian BBQ” it would have been more tollerable. Honestly, though, I doubt it. These chips were, to be blunt, a bit nasty. Eat one, eat two, no problem. Dive into a bag, you’ve got imitation ketchup fingers and a torn-up tongue. Here’s my advice, stick to the flavors that at least sound like something you would want to eat in any type of quantity.

I give Herr’s Ketchup Flavored Potato Chips 1 bleeding cheeto out of 5 oz of partially hydrogenated artery blockage.

I Review Terminator: Salvation for the PS3

I was never a huge fan of the Terminator series. Saw The original when I was a kid and thought it was cool. Saw the second on opening weekend when I was in high school which established my lifelong dislike of Edward Furlong. Actually like the third one, and didn’t care too much for the last one.

With that said, I bought Terminator: Salvation the game for PS3 recently. I had not heard good things about it, but it was only $5 and it’s hard to find a game for $5 that I won’t buy. In this case, however, I feel like I might have been ripped off. This game is not good…at all.

Let’s see, graphics would be ok had the game come out five years ago. Gameplay is repetitive repetitive repe…you get my point. Mechanics are simple as you only use about half the buttons on the controller. The game itself, though, is a glitch-infested, frustration filled pile of garbage.

You like cutscenes? Hope so, because you can’t skip them. You die, and it’s back to the last cut scene and wou have to watch and listen (shiver) all over again…and again…and again. It’s not that I’m terrible at games and just get killed a lot, this game just wants you to die. It’s like playing cowboys with your friends when everytime you would shoot them with your finger, they would quickly make up an elaborate story of how your bullet managed to miss them. This game stinks of burnt popcorn drizzled with wet dog.

Here’s the teal kicker, though. Imnonly on the second chapter. I just started the horrible monstrousity tonght..but o intend to finish. Why? Trophies, plain and simple. Finshe the game on hard doing nothing but laying through the chapters, and you get 11 gold trophies and a platinum. Fine, you win. I’ll just hold my nose, close my eyes, and pretend it’s modern warfare…a very glitch, repetitive, and frustrating moder warfare…with T-600s.

The best I can do for this game is give it one irritated skynet out of five wasted dollars.

I Review the Older Lady in the Culver’s Parking Lot

First impression of the older lady in the parking lot was not a very good one, and sadly it didn’t improve from there.

It started with me sitting in my car after having lunch, parked, engine running. I was catching up on some emails when my door abruptly opened. Friend? No. Car jacker? No. Old lady with milk shake and lost look in her eye? Yes. I said hello as she began to enter the car, drivers side, causing her to pause and deepened that lost look. The stare lasted just a bit to long to be comfortable, then she backed out and shut the door. I let it go with a shake of my head, then back to business.

About 10 minutes later, after finishing up with the last email, I decided to go back into Culver’s to use the reste
Room before departing. As I got out of the car, I noticed her standing in the middle of the parking lot, this time talking to a middle aged man whom I assumed was her ride back to the home.

When I came out, however, they we’re still there and the man was shouting across the parking lot to another woman. They were looking for something, something terrifying, it would turn out. I realized they were looking for HER car which turned out to be only about 25 feet away from mine, 25 feet away from where the lady had stood lost for ten+ minutes, and the car looked nothing like mine… and now she was going to drive it.

I didn’t stick around to see if she ever got it out of the parking lot, as I figured it wasn’t worth the hassle if an insurance claim.

I score this older lady as 1 strand of blue hair in a 16 ounce custard shake.

I Review 6/9/10 between 11:41 and 11:48pm

I returned home after dropping off my Mom, and as I got out of my car, I realized just how beautiful the night sky was. The layers of stars showed infinate depth that is rarely seen anymore. The swirling clouds created a vibrant foreground for this darkly illuminated image.

As I stared into the sky, I noticed the lingering taste of garlic bread in my mouth, left over from dinner. I must have been orally odorous throughout the evening’s entirety.

As I stood pondering this, I heard the faint sound of nearby marklebillys. It was a bit unsettling as it sounded like whispers and shuffling feet. In fear of being abruptly Ned Beatty’ed, I made my way into the house.

My first stop was the bathroom to brush my teeth and attempt to remove the garlic’s influence. As I picked up my toothbrush, it felt odd in my hand, as if it didn’t fit. I examined the brush and verified that it was indeed mine, then proceeded to brush. Odor reduced by 62%.

By this time, I was certain that my best course of action was to head directly to bed to put finality to the day and start a new chapter in life tomorrow. I then ingested my nightly sleep meds and challenged Thursday to a race. It won.

Overall, I would rate this experience 7 kernels of unpopped popcorn in 9 pints of partially hydrogenated butter substitute.

I Review Gamefly

Recently, after an “incident” involving my son’s teeth and a PS3 copy of Assassin’s Creed 2, I found myself in need of an economical way to bring video games into my house without buying each and every one I play.

For starters, let me address how I have been getting my games up until this point.  Every see those “Buy One Get One Free” signs at Blockbuster or websites that offer “Buy Two, Get One Free”?  Well, I do.  I would seek them out looking for keen ways to get my hands on games cheaply through these deals, then selling some off on Ebay to cover my margins.  I like to pretend that I get all my games for free in the end, but in reality I probably spend more on games than I would be comfortable with.  This creates a bigger problem when the games suck.  Se, you can get a seemingly good deal on a game that sucks, but by the time you realize it sucks, so has everyone else and you can’t sell it for half what you paid for it.

Let me get back to my original direction: Damaged Assassin’s Creed 2.  I already bought this game once and just had a bit more to go before completing it.  I could rent it from BlockBuster, but for $7 for 4 nights? No thanks.
This got me to really contemplate Gamefly.  The idea is the same as Netflix, except for games.    Monthly fee, build a que of games they offer, keep as long as you want, return, they send you another one, lather, rinse, repeat.  I opted for getting two games out at a time.  This costs $23 a month, but also included a 15 day free trial.  I couldn’t lose.

I signed up 10 days ago today.  I put Assassin’s Creed 2 at the top of my list and started adding lots of other new games I was interested in into my que.  Could it really be this easy?  The next day I received both an email and a text message informing me that Assassin’s Creed had shipped.  So far, so good.  Later that same day, received another text that Heavy Rain for the PS3 had also shipped.  This gave me a minutes pause, as Heavy Rain was my 4th pick, not my second.  I checked out my que and noticed the “availability” column.  OK, understandable that they wouldn’t have an endless supply, but most all the games I picked were medium availability to very low availability.  This could be a kink in my plan.

I received Assassin’s Creed 2 on Saturday and Heavy Rain the following Monday.  Both games played perfectly, no problems whatsoever.  I finished Assassin’s Creed Wednesday night and placed it in the mail  on Thursday morning.  I was anxious to see how long the switchover would be before I got the next game in my hands.  Saturday, two days after placing it in the mail, I received a text that it had been received.

I checked into my que periodically throughout the weekend wondering what would ship next, what would be available, and when it would ship.  Sunday afternoon, my #1 pick, Red Dead Redemption, showed as being available.  I waited to get an indication that it was going to be shipped…but nothing.  Finally, late Monday afternoon, I received a text that Bioshock 2 had shipped.  Bioshock 2?  It was #14 on my list.  Granted, some of the items on my list are unreleased and I had added them hoping to get them soon after release, but still, this game was pretty low down there.  What Happened to Red Dead?  It now shows as once again being in very low in availability.  Yes, I did have Bioshock on my list, and yes, I will play it, but this places a lot of uncertainty into when I will actually get to play what games on my que.

Let me examine where I’m at with this so far:

Tons of games available, acceptable monthly fee for service being provided, an end to compulsively buying sucky games…all check.

Turn around time?  so-so.  Looks to be about 6-7 days from putting one in the mail to getting the next in my hands.  This is where the “2 games out at a time” deal will come into play.

Actually getting the games on my list in the order I want them?  Not happening.  Not unless I go through and only pick older games that are usually high in availability.   Can I complain?  No.  To buy Assassin’s Creed 2 when I wanted it, I would have paid at least $25 (more than one month of service).  Right now I am playing Heavy Rain which is a fairly new release that is still full price in the stores and would be impossible to get a full experience from in a 4 day rental.

How do I rate Gamefly as a whole?  This is where a rating system would be handy.  I’ll give it 4 templar blades in the back of 5 oragami killers.  Go figure.

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